Bear for Lunch

Henry: Daddy I want a bear lunch.
Me: Bears eat berries and stuff they find in the forest.
Henry: That's not a right recipe. You suppose a cut up a bear, put in a pot, put some sauce on, put some chips on top like a TV lady. And bake it up. That's a bear lunch.
Me: OK.... Do you have a bear?
Henry: Daddy that's why we gotta go to a park. Let's us bring my sword.

This is a combination of Martha Stewart and Animal documentaries, I'm sure of it. Thanks PBS, but I think we'll have ham and cheese for our park picnic instead.