(My disclaimer: Due to spending nearly all waking hours with twins in my sight and the remaining hours with two baby monitors nearby, I may accidentally reference every
pregnancy I speak of for the rest of my life in the plural. For
example, "Hey Krista, when did you say them their peoples BABIES are gonna be
borned?" is how I would now inquire about a friend pregnant
with one child.)
Here are your clues for Preggy:
-dark brown, long-ish, wavy hair
-licensed to work in a position helping others live happy, healthy, lives
-not very tall
-has the "I can talk to anyone & make them feel comfortable" gene (that some of us lack)
-drives a Honda
-lives in a state that starts with an "I"
-attended Illinois State University
-stays in close touch with her family, including siblings
-aspires to raise a free-thinking, kindhearted, confident child, just like her
And clues for the Significant Other:
-has shorter, lighter, redder, hair
-works in a field that makes people happy, but in a different way
-a tad taller than the pregnant one
-less vocal, more of a hands-on technical type
-drives a vehicle manufactured by Americans
-previously lived in Springfield, Peoria, & Champaign
-talks on the phone or texts Mom on a near daily basis
-aspires to raise a bright, industrious, athletic child, just like her
If
you guessed that my wife, Krista, is pregnant AGAIN, ALREADY,