Friday, November 06, 2015

Bear Hunting and Flashbacks to Mud Wrestling

So I uploaded a video of Henry "reading" a book to me today, which he does nearly every day before nap time now... or he sits in the bathroom and reads to me while I'm in the shower.
Same video... just edited to "Chipmunk-style".  I think it really adds something special to it.
  

Of course, I had to watch the "Toddler Mud Wrestling" video from when they were one year old. It's too damn cute to stand, especially with Ellie watching it with me and laughing hysterically about Henry eating mud.

Monday, November 02, 2015

Bear for Lunch

Henry: Daddy I want a bear lunch.
Me: Bears eat berries and stuff they find in the forest.
Henry: That's not a right recipe. You suppose a cut up a bear, put in a pot, put some sauce on, put some chips on top like a TV lady. And bake it up. That's a bear lunch.
Me: OK.... Do you have a bear?
Henry: Daddy that's why we gotta go to a park. Let's us bring my sword.

This is a combination of Martha Stewart and Animal documentaries, I'm sure of it. Thanks PBS, but I think we'll have ham and cheese for our park picnic instead.